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    my bleeping little nemesis.....

    to recap (those of you who have read my qna posts will already be familiar with this, but i need to bring everyone else up to speed):
     
    5 weeks ago
     
    • anybody know how to get rid of squirrels in the attic?  got some verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry annoying pests up there...........not to mention extremely noisy too..........they sound like a herd of elephants up there, but it think it is only one or two 

    4 weeks ago

    • blasted fuzzy tailed tree rats are now eating through the sheetrock on the ceiling and chewing on the molding at the top of the wall.....
    • since all my "attics" are actually crawlspaces behind knee walls, some of which i cannot get to (especially the one where the molding chewing is occurring), i could really use some advice on getting rid of the ****ing critters........
    • burning down the house would deprive the buggers of a place to chew, but the problem with that is, it would also deprive me of a place to live..........so i really need a more productive solution......
    yesterday
     
    my 1st
        • wanted:  dead or alive!  preferably dead!  that f-ing squirrel who stole my chocolate chip cookie while i was at work today!!!
        • it was one of them large and chewy chocolate chunk ones, fresh baked yesterday!!! you know the kind i mean....... (i was saving it for when i got home from work today)
        • it is squirrel hunting season in my house...........i'm going to kill that little mf........
        • i will give a reward to anyone who gets him for me.....
    my 2nd
        • wanted: a small metal cabinet with a squirrel proof latch!!!
        • need something to keep my goodies in where that blasted tree rat can't get into them........
    my 3rd
        • what purpose do squirrels serve anyhow? other than aggravating the stuffing out of me, is there one?
    some remarks i have regarding these posts
     
    • about 3 1/2 weeks ago i got some of those sonic critter rids..............took some experimenting around with sound combos and sound levels, but i finally hit on the most annoying, to squirrels anyway, combination............while the buggers don't totallystay away, until yesterday it seemed to be keeping them at bay pretty reasonably.........
    • i think i probably need to get another adjustable one for the other side of the house, which seems to be where the little creeps are entering.........
    • you should have heard me yesterday, when i discovered the loss of my cookie...........good thing i got no kids around, cause i was certainly cussing up a storm........think i might have invented some new words.........multi-syllable ones with lots of k's, if you know what i mean......oh i was pissed!!!
    • and then i found where he was sitting while he ate my cookie...........right on top of my printer........got all these chocolate smears on it, makes me glad i never peeled of that plastic protective layer that comes on it............      <deep calming breath>
    ok, now onto the new stuff
    • i get home from work today...........and that little bugger has eaten a sleeve of ritz crackers............and left the empty paper on top of my printer!!
    • it is almost starting to get funny, if you've got a warped sense of humor......
    • it is time for me to go on a serious squirrel hunt here!!  not sure of details at this point as to how it is going to be accomplished........but i am going to evict that little mf, at the very least from my property..........and maybe even from the planet!!!

    Angry

    any comments, recommendations any of you have will be greatfully accepted!

    i do beleive i have found something to take my mind off of greiving for my hubby!!!   Broken heart 

     
     

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